John Stamos appeared on The Howard Stern Show yesterday, and after Howard said Stamos had the “most used penis in Hollywood,” Stamos spent the rest of morning talking about his former love interests.
Denise Richards: John said Denise wanted to give him tapes of Charlie Sheen calling her ‘nigger’. He claims he only had sex with her once because she lived too far away and had kids. “That was the issue, and it uh, it was kind of a problem.”
Heather Locklear: She tried to seduce him when he was a “young kid”. “She was getting me plastered, we were playing quarters and by the end I couldn’t even hit the quarter on the table. So she said why don’t you come up to my room in a few minutes, I’m going to take a shower.”
Rebecca Romijn: John told Howard he and Rebecca had been broken up a while when they appeared together at the X-Men 2 premiere. “You know what was funny about that night, the premiere of X-Men 2. We went to that together, but we had already been split up for like 6 months, I just couldn’t say anything.”
Teri Hatcher: “I actually saw her the other night, we were at that Ryan Seacrest thing and she came out and kept trying to kiss me in front of all of the cameras.”
He went on to only vaguely remember sex with Demi Moore and another time with a Penthouse chick during his General Hospital days because because of drug use. Then a listener called in and said that he once traded an item John had autographed for him in 1993 for oral sex.
Well, this could’ve been sexier if he wasn’t trying to pretend that thing between him and me never happened. It’s not like he has to mention the police report.
A couple of these pictures of Rebecca Romijn are NSFW: