Jake Gyllenhaal Likes to Ride

It seems all you see lately are “Jake with some random dude” pictures, so either you’re really doe eyed about these pictures of Jake in tight pants (with you guessed it, some dudes) taken Saturday outside the Coffee Bean in Malibu, or you’re closing your eyes hoping that the letter you sent Jake with perfume on it doesn’t get returned unopened again. Either way, we both have to agree that we’re glad he chose his black bike pants. They don’t highlight his eyes as much as his mint or pink ones do, but when you make all that effort to squeeze your ass together and point for all the guys, that ass has to be looking hot.