I Just Link You Up To Hurt Myself

  • Cindy Crawford looking not so super [Popsugar]
  • Nicole Richie looking frightening, as usual [Hollywood Rag]
  • Tom Cruise sends Scientologists to Wal-Mart [A Socialite’s Life]
  • Lindsay Lohan and her stupid leggings on TRL [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Madonna admits she’s a shitty mom … er … “mum” [D Listed]
  • Celebrity cyborgs [City Rag]
  • Scarlett Johansson won’t get naked [Egotastic]
  • Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner are do-gooding [Just Jared]
  • Britney tells Letterman she’s pregnant. Duh, Britney. [TMZ]
  • Video montage of Shakira’s hip shaking [College Humor]
  • My Testicles” (Tom Hanks on SNL) [Daily Sixer]
  • Celebrity Translator“: Know what they’re really saying [Best Week Ever]
  • “I’m Haunted All Right” (An American Haunting) [Pajiba]