Here’s a Little Piece of Casino Royale


Here is the leaked official teaser trailer for the latest James Bond flick, Casino Royale, starring Daniel Craig as 007 and Eva Green as the newest Bond Girl, Vesper Lynd. However, this trailer is French, and since I only speak Sanskrit and a little English, I don’t know what they’re saying. A rough translation might be something like, “This trailer is really good, but the movie will probably suck, snails are yummy, but only when eaten with a prissy little fork, and chicks with hairy armpits are hot.”

Thanks very much to the deliciously sexy, Steve, for the heads up!