Halle Berry Really Wants a Kid

Halle Berry, desperate to be a mother, says she plans to adopt a child this summer prior to turning 40 in August. She told Extra:

I will definitely adopt if it doesn’t happen for me naturally. And I probably will even if it does happen naturally. I’ve been so desperately unlucky in love and that has thwarted my desire for motherhood. It’s so frustrating. I really yearn for a child and I can’t wait much longer.”

It’s hard to imagine a woman as beautiful as Halle Berry having no choice but to adopt in order to have a child. She can’t seem to keep a man, and when she does, they cheat on her. So either she’s boring in the sack or she’s a bitchy nag. Not that either of those would matter. Halle Berry could just lay there and call me an idiot, and we’d still be picking out baby names in about two minutes.

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