Charlie Sheen’s Pimp is Talking

Days after Donna Jones, mother of Chloe Jones (a former Penthouse pet who was found dead in her home after going public with an affair with Sheen), announced that she was planning to hit Sheen with a wrongful death lawsuit, a pimp has come forward with more “Charlie Sheen is a depraved sexual lunatic” allegations. From his prison cell in Rikers Island, Jason Itzler claims that in 2004, Sheen payed $20,000 for “Cheryl, a blond ballerina and Juilliard grad, and Victoria, a dark-haired former Hotel Gansevoort hostess.”

They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy, a great lover and had a big [bleep]. One time, he had them dress up like cheerleaders and they chanted, ‘Charlie, Charlie, he’s our man! If he can’t do it, nobody can!’ ” Itzler also said Sheen would play X-rated movie director, guiding Cheryl, 20, and Victoria, 19, into steamy lesbian scenes.”

Holy crap, $20,000 for two girls to dress up and cheer for you? My cheerleader fantasy only cost me $20 and a ride back to the truck stop. She must have been in some sort of professional squad that performs a lot of dangerous stunts, because she was 30 and had dentures and a missing leg. I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I think she liked me.

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