Cameron Diaz is a Bitch

For the second year in a row, Johnny Depp ranked best of the best on a list of Hollywood’s best and worst autograph signers. While Cameron Diaz ranks the best of the worst.

Many stars become bad signers once fame and fortune hits, but not Depp. He’s even signed autographs for crowds at the airport while carrying luggage,” said Steve Cyrkin, editor and publisher of the Santa Ana, Calif.-based magazine.”

Cameron Diaz, however, is said to usually either snub fans who ask for her autograph, or give them lectures on how “stupid autographs are.” Hmm, let’s see here … Johnny Depp is one of the best, most talented and humble actors of our time, but he still makes time to acknowledge his fans. Then there’s Cameron Diaz who is one of the highest paid, most overrated actors with one of the biggest egos in Hollywood, and when not promoting one of her shitty movies, is blowing off her fans and attacking photographers. If you’re ever walking by Cameron Diaz and her face is on fire, be sure to beat it out with your shoe. If you happen to be wearing golf cleats, those will work even better. When she asks why you did that, tell her you think “water is stupid.”

Here are more promo pics from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. I couldn’t find any recent pictures of Cameron Diaz, and by that I mean I didn’t look for any because she’s a stupid ugly buttholeface, and I can’t stand to look at her.

Anyway, if you haven’t seen the most recent trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, click here to watch it. Enjoy.

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