Britney Would Do Anything to Protect Him Part 3

If my subscription to Highlights Magazine has taught me anything, it’s how to spot what’s wrong with pictures, and there are at least eight things wrong with this picture. At this point does Britney just have coffee ready for CPS when they come to visit? Does she know what the police officers like on their pizza, and have it ready for them when they come over? I’m honestly too pissed off at these pictures to come up with a decent joke, so I’ll just point out that a muumuu, a cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth and astroturf floormats would have really completed that look, and suggest she try a little harder next time.

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Update: The New York Post is reporting on these pictures today.

By jenny, May 15, 2006 363 comments