Britney Spears Doesn’t Look Like a Cheap Hooker

This is what Britney Spears looked like yesterday while she was toddling about with her new nanny (“manny”). Where’s Sean P., you ask? Beats me. Probably napping in the dumpster behind Starbucks until she’s done with her coffee. I haven’t decided yet whether that’s an open wound on her leg, or it’s where she wiped the excess slut red lipstick when a tissue wasn’t handy. But I think we can all agree she looks downright classy. And those shoes don’t make her legs look any shorter or stumpier. No, not at all.