Brian Austin Green Gets Groped

David Silver is still dating Megan Fox, and from the looks of things it seems to be going pretty well. Or Megan is now his nurse and is examining his testicles for irregularities. Either way, this is continuing proof that Beverly Hills 90210 was the best thing that ever happened to Brian Austin Green. Because without that show, he’d be the struggling, white rapper bus boy masturbating in the bamboo behind that couple instead of the one who’s there now. Wait, isn’t that Bud Bundy?

A closer look at Megan Fox: