Ashlee Simpson is Still Less Ugly


Now that she has her new nose, Ashlee Simpson is accessorizing her face with ridiculous collagen lips, but if you can look past those, you might notice she’s yet another small step away from being ugly here. It’s quite remarkable, really. Well, I guess that’s only in comparison to her sister’s recent pictures, and Jessica is another giant leap toward being “hard to look at without squinting.” You can put Chihuahua poop next to Great Dane poop, and while one pile may be cute when compared to the other, they both stink and you just referred to poop as “cute.”