About Ashee Simpson’s New Nose…

I guess “less ugly” is about as good as it’s going to get if you’re Ashlee Simpson and finally got that nose job you’ve always needed. Well, that and you’re also now “less ugly than your sister” who still has your old nose. You can tack that up there with “less retarded” and “less dead” on your list of delusional optimisms, Ashlee. Good for you.

Here she is at SunFest on May 6th. I don’t know whether that’s drool or something else coming out out of her mouth in the third picture, but if you were there and touched her left hand after the show, ha ha ha, you have cooties.