Rosie Has a Plan For Naomi

Rosie O’Donnell finally said something recently I care about hearing and echoed my thoughts when she said Naomi Campbell needs to get her ass kicked as soon as possible. After hearing about Naomi’s latest beatdown of the help, Rosie said,

I just picture this cute little Mexican woman working saying, Excuse me Miss Campbell can I possibly get you… ‘ and Naomi going, ‘Get away from me, bam bam bam! To make matters worse she had that jewel-encrusted cell phone. That’s got to score with the diamonds. She looks like you could snap her in two but she’s a tough-ass, kick-ass woman. I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she’s beaten up, I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.”

Okay, now less talk, more action. Get going on that, Rosie. And for God’s sake, get that on video. And since you’re super butch, and it makes the “girl fight” kinda unsexy for the guys who are watching, make sure to like rip out her hair weave and then throw her in mud and roll her around in it. That will give guys a sexier reason to buy the tape. But remember, this is video and you can go ahead and substitute the mud with poo. The people watching won’t smell the difference, but we will. And so will Naomi. Ah, I love when a plan comes together.

Most of these pictures of Naomi Campbell are NSFW:

Thanks to Marissa for the link!