Cindy Margolis has finally agreed to pose for Playboy after Hef practically begged her for several years. The 40 year old mother of three and the “Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet” cites Desperate Housewives as her inspiration to pose for the magazine. She says:
Thank goodness for ‘Desperate Housewives.’ You’re not dead just because you are married and have children. In the past it would have been for gratuitous reasons. It will be fun to go up against the 20-year-olds and show them that they don’t have anything on me.”
The only person who is married and has kids on that show in real life is Felicity Huffman, so a make believe TV show is a better excuse for getting naked other than just getting naked I guess. Not that I’m complaining, because I’ve been waiting to see her boobs for years. Gratuitousness has its place, especially when you go door to door and give out free breast exams. But apparently when you wear a ski mask, girls get all uppity and spray you with mace.
In case you were wondering what Cindy Margolis looked like before all that plastic surgery, here you go:
Source and more at Good Plastic Surgery.
Paris Hilton is allegedly addicted to gambling and was dumb enough to bet her Bentley Continental GT with an estimated worth of around $150,000 (which she let her boyfriend drive drunk and crash) and lose it during a poker game. So now she’s driving this Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren which is estimated to be worth over $400,000. Never mind that piece of crap Ferrari parked next to you, Paris. Just go ahead and scrape your boney ass all over his paint and scuff up his wheels with your flip flops while you look stupid trying to work the door. I’m sure he won’t mind. You know what else he won’t mind? Use your keys to etch a note on his hood which reads, “I’m richer than you, and your mom is sluttier than me. Love, Paris Hilton.” I think it’s Ice Cube’s car, but he has a really good sense of humor, and he was walking around today saying today was a good day, and he didn’t even have to use his AK. You’re a bettin’ woman. Go for it, Paris!
They say hell hath no fury like a man talking to voicemail, and Denise Richards seems to have received the blunt end of this age old axiom several times. Not content just to call Charlie Sheen a psychotic sexual deviant, Richards has also released transcripts of six voicemails from Charlie Sheen (see images below). I’m not sure what the big deal is really. Calling your wife “dickface” was probably hurtful in 1986, but now it just seems like a term of endearment. Really, what says I love you more than, “you’re a piece of shit liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell?”
Source: The Smoking Gun
What’s better than Kevin’s scuzzy wife beater which highlights his muffin tops so well? It’s my favorite person in that audience who deserves praise for her eloquence albeit with one single hand gesture. Normally I would chastise someone like her for showing up at that event, but it’s obvious she was there as a public service. She’s leading by example, people. If you’re face to face with K-Fed, you let that itchy middle finger extend and you wave it with chutzpah! Hell, even paint it or draw a funny face on it. Stick a flag on it. Personalize it however you want. I couldn’t wait until I saw him in person so I typed this whole thing one handed and flipped off this picture with the other. Oh, and in case you were wondering, I put a long blonde wig, a red cape and drew boobies on my middle finger. It’s my idea. Get your own.
Brad and Jen appear to have maintained a strong professional relationship. According to sources, Brad Pitt wants his ex-wife to star in the upcoming film, The Senator’s Wife. The film, which is being produced by Brad’s production company, Plan B Productions, was specifically developed with Jen in mind. A source says,
Brad’s invested a lot of time tailoring the movie to Jen’s strengths as an actress, but she’s not sure what to do…it would drive her nuts if she pulled out of the film, Angelina Jolie got the part – and it turned into something great…Brad wants another chance to convince Jen and, through their managers, he’s gotten the message to her. They’re currently working out a time to have a conversation.”
Either this is total crap or Brad Pitt must be trying to lose money and exploit some tax loophole, because the only way Jennifer Aniston is going to make a film any money is if she’s bent over on a table and there are 30 naked guys lined up in Ross Geller masks waiting for their turn. I would rather go camping with Ricky Martin than go see another Aniston film. At least I won’t have to sneak out in shame after the climax. Wait. That didn’t come out right.
Here’s Brad and his new family in the Namibian desert:
Update: In our continuing support of futile endeavors and to assist the alleged owner of these “magazine scans” in putting the shit back in the horse, we have removed the scans as per their friendly request. But if you’re looking for the magazine scans of Brad and Angelina posing in the Namibian desert, then you can find them on the 500,000+ other websites who have them.
US Weekly is reporting (what I already told you last month, ahem) it’s been pretty much confirmed that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us.
I haven’t seen any pictures of her in this red bikini yet, but I’m guessing she doesn’t look much different than she did in these recent pictures:
Or these recent pictures: Or these recent pictures: Or this: Or this:
But I’ll post the new pictures when I find them.
What the hell is going on here? Why is “Rap’s MVP” (a.k.a. The Game) hanging out at Ed Hardy with Tool Madden from Good Toilette signing autographs and mugging for photos? This isn’t the thug I remember from the “Hate It Or Love It” video. You can’t go from this picture to this picture in the same sitting and expect me to still be afraid of you, The Game. A dude like you is supposed to push that dork out of the shot before the photog snaps that photo so your friends, like 50 Cent for example, don’t find out about this. Okay, you’re still kinda scary, so if you ever do find out I posted these photos and made fun of you, my name is Kevin Federline, and, yeah, I called you a bitch.