Natalie Portman isn’t a Whore


We Americans love our cars and violent porn, so it’s no shock that America imports more than one quarter of all Japanese exports. Those Japanese are paid, so imagine my surprise when this Japanese shampoo commercial starring Natalie Portman showed up online about a week after she compared actresses to whores. In a recent interview with Britain’s Independent newspaper, during promotion for V for Vendetta, Portman said she doesn’t want to work for money because “then you are no different than a prostitute.” Apparently, doing a commercial in Japan if you’re a self righteous actress is like giving out a handjob under the bleachers if you’re a virgin. This may sound sexy sexist, but if you’re a woman, bukkake isn’t something you do strictly for the artistic and collaborative experience.

Natalie out to lunch with co-star Dustin Hoffman March 26th: