Moses Paltrow is Something

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but I can only come up with one when I look at this picture. Two if you speak Spanish. It’s like my eyes really have no place to rest. According to a source in People magazine, Gwyneth has a “natural way with children,” but Moses looks like he wishes he could part Gwyneth’s head if she comes any closer with that finger. I mean, who could blame him? His name is Moses. Unless he happens to find a burning bush at school to talk to him, he may come home with lots of bruises.