I Think You’re Linky Just Like Me

  • Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d failures are better than the rest [City Rag]
  • Denise Richards caught making out with Richie Sambora [Hollywood Rag]
  • Halle Berry has more sex [Egotastic]
  • Lindsay Lohan shouldn’t be allowed to dress herself [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Tom Cruise trying to sell MI3, and generally being a douche [Just Jared]
  • Kirsten Dunst: still fugly [A Socialite’s Life]
  • Paris Hilton’s mom is grossing me out [D Listed]
  • Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie: BFF waifs [Popsugar]