Hilary Duff Won’t Get Naked

Hilary Duff has vowed that she will not take movie parts that require nudity just to land a quality role or boost her film career. She says,

If I do a movie I want to be myself. I don’t want to take my top off or anything. In the States, it seems it’s the trend to turn 18 or 19 and then take your shirt off and do something crazy, and I don’t know what comes after that.”

This is sad, because I was just telling my therapist the other day that young girls today really don’t know that much about sex. Coincidentally, my area of expertise is getting 18 and 19 year old girls to take off their tops and if any of them out there needs to know “what happens after that,” I would be more than happy to explain it to them free of charge. Some say my charity and good deeds will go unnoticed, but if I manage to touch just one girl, it will all be worth it.