Eva Longoria is Long and Wide

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Maxim magazine is celebrating their 100th issue, and with the help of Google Earth, one of their party favors is this vinyl 75 foot by 100 foot replica of their January 2005 cover they sprawled across the desert outside of Las Vegas, Nevada. The thing can be seen from space. You know, I don’t think this is going to help our relations with the aliens by annoying them with Eva Longoria. Most of us humans are already pretty sick of her, so why instigate another attack like we had back in 1996? I don’t think Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum can save us again, and we all know what happened to Randy Quaid. The desert was already dirty enough before she got there, so Maxim, please get a broom and sweep up that mess.