David Beckham is Masochistic

David Beckham recently admitted he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder, and can’t break his addiction to getting tattoos because he enjoys the pain. He said, “I would like to. I’ve tried and can’t stop.” Posh Spice isn’t too fond of her husband’s disorder. She was quoted as calling him “a weirdo” and saying,

He’s got that obsessive compulsive thing where everything has to match. If you open our fridge, it’s all co-ordinated down either side. We’ve got three fridges: food in one, salad in another and drinks in the third. In the drinks one, everything is symmetrical. If there’s three cans, he’ll throw one away because it has to be an even number.”

Posh would have a problem with all those refrigerators since she probably thinks they mock her and clog space she feels would look better filled with her ego. I don’t know how she knows what’s inside her fridges since it looks like she hasn’t been near one in a decade. It makes sense that David Beckham has a thing for pain since he’s married to and has sex with this pig nosed waif. Somebody needs to tell “style icon” David Beckham that sex with skeletons is so 1991. In all honesty, that year really has no significance other than it’s when my Biology teacher got fired for having sex with our classroom skeleton. In his defense, that skeleton was a hell of a lot cuter than Victoria Beckham, and a much better singer.

Posh on April 1st: