Cindy Margolis is Doing Playboy

Cindy Margolis has finally agreed to pose for Playboy after Hef practically begged her for several years. The 40 year old mother of three and the “Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet” cites Desperate Housewives as her inspiration to pose for the magazine. She says:

Thank goodness for ‘Desperate Housewives.’ You’re not dead just because you are married and have children. In the past it would have been for gratuitous reasons. It will be fun to go up against the 20-year-olds and show them that they don’t have anything on me.”

The only person who is married and has kids on that show in real life is Felicity Huffman, so a make believe TV show is a better excuse for getting naked other than just getting naked I guess. Not that I’m complaining, because I’ve been waiting to see her boobs for years. Gratuitousness has its place, especially when you go door to door and give out free breast exams. But apparently when you wear a ski mask, girls get all uppity and spray you with mace.

In case you were wondering what Cindy Margolis looked like before all that plastic surgery, here you go:

Source and more at Good Plastic Surgery.