Charlie Sheen’s manager, Mark Burg, has told Page Six that Denise Richards is spreading lies about Charlie Sheen because she wants full custody of their children. Sources also claim that Richards has been seeing Richie Sambora since November, not March. He explains:
All of this is nothing more than child-custody issues. This all started because Charlie wanted 50-50 custody . . . When Denise said no. Charlie said, ‘Then let a judge decide.’ The next day, she comes out with a bunch of bull[bleep] claims. Did he gamble on sports? Big deal. Every guy I know does. Show me a guy who hasn’t seen porn on the Internet. Does that mean he’s not a good father? No. This guy lives for his kids. And she drummed all this up so he can’t see his kids. It is the single worst behavior of a parent I have ever seen. There are groups like Alcoholics Anonymous. Denise needs to go to National Enquirer Anonymous. This shouldn’t be fought in the press. Is Charlie upset? Yes. Did he threaten to kill her? No. Would he kill her? No way. When someone tells her something she doesn’t want to hear, they’re out the door.”
I remember when Nick Lachey told me he wasn’t leaving Jessica and I was like “Oh, no he didn’t!” So I told all his friends that I was pregnant with his child. I would have gone to the tabloids, but I’m really not about the drama.
Richards with Sambora just to even the playing field around here:
I have no shame in saying that Avril Lavigne is insanely hot. So I’m kind of confused as to why she would be having sex with Deryck Whibley. The way he chooses to spell his name aside, the dude looks like he was just thawed by scientists and sent to Hot Topic.
I understand it was a hot day and all, but is it really necessary to air out your vagina right there during your meal, Mischa? You know what else is gross and shouldn’t be shared with the public? Making out with that shaggy beast next to you. Not the dog, the other one. I realize kissing the dog afterward seems like the best available option to get the Cisco Adler taste out of your mouth, and is a lot less difficult for us to watch, but there’s gotta be some parsley around there, or something. Good grief.
Mischa Barton is Red, White and Spotty
My grandparents are always in a good mood on Denny’s night, so they almost always let me stay up and watch American Idol. Good thing, too, because Katharine McPhee wore this dress on Tuesday. The dress that was kind enough to lose some buttons so we could get a crotch shot. Not much I can say except she’s freakin’ hot and that I better get moving if I’m ever gonna drive to L.A. to meet her. Grandpa said I could use his car, and that these pills he gave me are only good for 36 hours.
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Keira Knightley has been named the “World’s Sexiest Woman” according to an FHM poll as voted by 2 million of the British Public. Model Keeley Hazel, Scarlett Johansson, Kelly Brook and Angelina Jolie round out the top five.
Not only were the British cool enough to sail over to the New World and discover me, they voted Keira, Kelly, Scarlett, Angelina, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba in the Top 20 – 1,2,3,4,16,9. That’s penis powerball numbers.
During my senior year in high school my team and I were out on the lacrosse field getting stretched out before a game and a guy I had a huge crush on was on the sidelines watching us. I didn’t have any underwear on because I was too lazy to do my laundry during those days, and I almost never wore them (and we didn’t wear those traditional skirts/kilts other teams wore). One of my teammates decided it was a good day to pay me back for the time I launched my lacrosse stick between her legs while she was running full speed past me causing her to trip and fall flat on her face. (It was hilarious.) So she snuck behind me and pulled my shorts down right there in the middle of the field. But she pulled so hard she ripped them off me, and there I was half nekkid and mortified holding a torn up pair of Umbros over my naughty parts while everyone (including that guy) enjoyed a huge laugh at my expense.
The point of my story is, I think I would have taken Jessica Alba’s boring ol’ nipple slip on the red carpet at US Weekly’s Hot Hollywood Awards last night over my crotch and ass slip several years ago. But I guess we really don’t get to choose these things, now do we?
Update: Of course, this other (NSFW) Alba nip slip was much, much better.
The Sun has released pictures of Pete Doherty injecting heroin into a female fan’s arm as she lay unconscious on the kitchen floor. A second picture shows Doherty injecting himself. These pictures are allegedly less than five weeks old and are just another episode in Doherty’s trouble with drugs and the law. Last Friday, he was released on bail on suspicion of drug possession. He was arrested just three hours after a magistrate did not sentence him to jail for a previous drug possession charge.
Okay, so can someone please explain to me why this lunatic isn’t being forced to taste test penises in prison for the rest of his life? Not for being a deranged drug addict, but for wasting all that heroin. Take it from me, when girls are already unconscious, they’ll always say yes.
Update: London’s Metropolitan Police Force say they will be investigating these photographs. For what, I’m not really sure. I guess a drug addict sticking a needle in an unconscious girl’s arm could be anything.
Thanks to John for the tip!
Natalie Portman is currently leading the polls to be named PETA’s World’s Sexiest Vegetarian 2006. The actress, who has not eaten meat in 16 years, is a strict vegetarian who refuses to eat meat byproducts, such as gelatin, as well. The winners of the competition, for both men and women, will be announced in May. Coldplay’s, Chris Martin, and American Idol’s, Carrie Underwood, were last year’s winners.
I think being a vegetarian is noble, but obviously we’d all like to see me help Natalie rediscover meat. I’d take it slow of course, but she’s going to have to work a little bit if she wants some gravy.
These pictures are not new but they feature a very NSFW nipple slip, I hadn’t seen before today, so they’re going up – along with other things: