Here’s Pamela Anderson as she left the Kabaret Club in London on March 13th. Her left breast was the canvas on which a gentleman chose to paint his phone number. Her right breast is where I wrote the directions to her hairbrush and her shower, but I get the feeling the left breast is the only one she read that night. It’s a good thing I used semen-proof permanent marker because those directions will still be there whenever she decides to put “grooming” on the top of her “To Do” list. Well, maybe not the top. “Your Name Here” seems to have a firm hold on the top of that list.