Liz Hurley Loves Sizemore

If it’s not enough that he’s showing everyone who and how he’s having sex with now (XXXTom.com NSFW), Tom Sizemore is still bragging to anyone who’ll listen about all of the famous women he’s had sex with in the past. He recently told Britain’s News of the World newspaper that while filming Passenger 57, he had an affair with Liz Hurley … who was still dating Hugh Grant at the time.

Liz is as sexy as it gets – a wild woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to ask for it. I fell totally head over heels in love with her. Hugh was back in London and I really thought I’d win her over. It gave me great pleasure thinking of Hugh’s smug, handsome face every time I was in bed with his girlfriend!”

Sizemore doesn’t hide the fact that he’s a pig, and that’s almost commendable. Liz Hurley, on the other hand, is an evil, snobby whorebag who disguises herself as a proper British beauty queen. Every time I hear that condescending tone of voice of hers, I feel just like Kevin Kline’s character, “Otto”, in A Fish Called Wanda. “Oh you English are so superior aren’t you… Well, would you like to know where you’d be without us the old US of A to protect you… Well, I’ll tell you… The smallest fucking province in the Russian empire… that’s what!” Don’t go off on me. I really love the Brits. They gave me the best music to be depressed by and keep me dressed in black throughout my junior high and high school years. And I promise you there are Depeche Mode, Duran Duran and The Smiths CDs in my changer as we speak. God save the queen, and all that.

Here’s “sexy as it gets” Hurley (large pics NSFW):

Here’s Liz at a Versace show last month in Milan: