Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Want Your Pity

In the upcoming April issue of Vogue, Jennifer Aniston states that it makes her “skin crawl” when people feel sorry for her, and she is considering leaving Los Angeles due to the paparazzi frenzy surrounding her. She speaks frankly about the breakup, but Aniston never uses Brad Pitt’s or Angelina Jolie’s name and remains tight lipped about her relationship with Vince Vaughn.

Don’t make me your victim,” she says. “I’m so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle. All I can do is go on and live my life,” the former Mrs. Pitt says. But, she adds, “these are human beings. … It’s real.”

Whatever. Jennifer Aniston would do an interview with Big Bird if it meant she got to say how much she “hates” talking about Brad Pitt and how she’s not a “victim”. The only reason Aniston is relevant is because of Pitt and Jolie. Her movies fail to make money, she’s a bitch, and stuff like this just makes her annoying. It’s ok hun, you got dumped, understandably, for Angelina Jolie. Even Tammy Faye Baker doesn’t see how you could cry about that.

Aniston at the Oscars: