Hillary Clinton is Too Sexy for Sharon Stone

In the new issue of Hollywood Life magazine, liberal Sharon Stone says that Sen. Hillary Clinton has too much “sexual power” to win the the upcoming presidential election.

I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

How completely shot out is Sharon Stone at this point? You’d think by now she could afford a better publicist or a psychiatrist. Or a friend. Hillary Clinton doesn’t have the sexual power to blow out this match. The time my grandma stripped to “I Wanna Sex U Up” at Thanksgiving at least gave my grandfather an erection. Hillary couldn’t get anybody hard even with hypnosis and Cialis. I’m sure Hillary appreciates the compliment, but when your husband gets a hummer from the fatty at work, you may not want to put “sexual power” at the top of your resume.

Sharon Stone March 22nd at the premiere of Basic Instinct 2 in Germany: