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  • Kevin Federdouche in Hawaii [Hollywood Rag]
  • Eva Longoria wants to get pregnant. Any givers? [A Socialite’s Life]
  • Lindsay Lohan tries to disassociate from fellow media whores [Egotastic]
  • Ew. Too close to Jessica Simpson [Popsugar]
  • Double ew. Jessica and Asslee kid pics [City Rag]
  • Don’t hire Carmen Electra for sex [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Red, white and busty Christina Aguilera [Just Jared]
  • Meg Ryan ruined her hotness [D Listed]
  • They Call This “Rebel Music” (Dave Chappelle’s Block Party) [Pajiba]
  • Paris Hilton‘s impersonator is a tranny. Makes sense. [Jossip]
  • Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes on Chinese New Year [Daily Sixer]
  • Mmmm … David Hasselhoff. Ooga chakka … [College Humor]
  • Rescue these kids from Britney Spears. Stat. [People We Love To Hate]