Charlize Theron is Single

Charlize Theron has split from Stuart Townsend after more than five years of dating. They reportedly grew apart due to filming schedules which kept them away from one another for months at a time. Speculation about the breakup has been strong since Theron claimed a few weeks ago that a marriage with Townsend was “not really what I want.” His absence was noticeable at last Sunday’s Academy Awards and the BAFTA’s the week prior. A friend of Charlize says:

Charlize is free and single again. Her relationship with Stuart is well and truly over. They just grew apart. It wasn’t always easy because filming often kept them apart for months.”

The good news is, if you’re in the market for an Oscar winning actress, today is your lucky day. The bad news is, Charlize Theron couldn’t be less sexy if she had a moustache and a wooden leg. Sure she’s beautiful, but she looks boring and cold; like she would bitch if you tried anything except the missionary position. Stuart’s friends were unavailable for comment due to the fact they were trying to talk Stuart off that ledge.

Charlize at the Oscars:

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