Kate Moss is Blowing Her Cash By todd March 31, 2006

Kate Moss has reportedly dropped a libel lawsuit against the British television network, Five, which claimed Moss was a frequent cocaine user and once had to be revived from a cocaine induced coma in their 2004 documentary, The Truth About Kate Moss. Last month, the network was allowed to use now infamous images of Moss snorting cocaine in a London recording studio as evidence in the ongoing case. After being asked to sign a Statement of Truth to deny that was cocaine in the images, Moss immediately dropped the lawsuit and is now stuck with legal costs that are estimated at $100,000.00. A legal source says:

It is unprecedented for a libel claimant to chuck in the towel like this. It was always obvious that her claim was weak and it was surprising that she even considered suing.”

This was almost like the time I called the police and told them Brooke Burke raped me. I showed them my paper cuts, but apparently magazines can’t technically stand trial. That may be true, but she knows what she did. Sorry, Brooke, but “no” means “no.”

Kate Moss on March 25th:

Kate Moss has reportedly dropped a libel lawsuit against the British television network, Five, which claimed Moss was a frequent cocaine user and once had to be revived from a…
Jake Gyllenhaal is Rude By todd March 31, 2006

Openly gay actor, Ian McKellen, has blasted Jake Gyllenhaal for saying Brokeback Mountain was a terrifying experience because it meant he had to kiss another man. McKellen, who has long been a vocal critic of Hollywood’s homophobia, says Gyllenhaal offended other gay actors with his comments. He says:

I got very upset when one of the actors said it was the most terrifying job he’d ever had because it involved him kissing another man. Imagine how rude that is. Suppose I’d said the most appalling thing I ever had to do was kiss Helen Mirren!”

Whoa there, Ian. Ease up, okay? I know exactly where Jake is coming from here. Look man, not all guys like long deep kisses and cuddle time, so give him a break. You’re still gonna get your reach around, what more do you want?

Jake, his sister, Maggie, and Peter Sarsgaard on March 12th:

Openly gay actor, Ian McKellen, has blasted Jake Gyllenhaal for saying Brokeback Mountain was a terrifying experience because it meant he had to kiss another man. McKellen, who has long…
How Does It Feel, To Link Me Like You Do By jenny March 31, 2006

Matthew Perry is kissing this [Hollywood Tuna] Flavor of Love reunion video clip [Hollywood Rag] It’s almost Slip ‘n Slide weather, baby [City Rag] Nick Lachey is still sowing his…
A Little Something For Your Booty By jenny March 31, 2006

Here’s a little weekend randomness for you. Chances are good you haven’t, but in case you’ve ever wondered what gets our asses shaking while we’re getting dolled up for our conjugal visits here in the state pen, it’s the sweet smell of fresh fish and some great tunes.

One of those tunes is “Dare” by Gorillaz …


Another is “The Reflex” circa 1984 by Duran Duran …


This was also an excuse to do a little shout out to a friend of ours who could use a little extra love right now. Be strong, Miss Michelle a.k.a. “Shelle Belle,” and get well soon.

Oh, and, John Taylor … you will be mine. Oh yes, you will be mine.

Here’s a little weekend randomness for you. Chances are good you haven’t, but in case you’ve ever wondered what gets our asses shaking while we’re getting dolled up for our…
Colin Farrell Avoids the Law By jenny March 31, 2006

A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge reprimanded Colin Farrell for eluding his sex tape depostition. Farrell is the plaintiff in the case and is suing Nicole Narain (his co-star on the tape) and HollywoodScandals.com for releasing the tape to the public.

Farrell had previously offered an array of excuses for being unavailable for deposition. Attorneys for Farrell said this morning that the actor would not be available until May, and suggested that it should be conducted in Farrell’s home country of Ireland, or on location with his current film crew in New York. With the trial date quickly approaching on July 17, Judge Berle ruled that Farrell’s refusal to appear before May was totally unacceptable. He ordered the actor to be available for deposition within 20 days, adding that if Farrell wanted the deposition to take place in New York that he must assume the expenses of bringing everybody to him.”

You know, all of this could have been easily avoided if Colin had banged me instead. He could tape it, not tape it, tuck it under his pillow, broadcast it live via satellite, I don’t care. Frankly, I don’t get why Nicole Narain wants to share that tape with everyone. Colin would have gotten better head if he stayed home alone with that cat and a jar of peanut butter. By the way, Colin, if you’re ever driving through my neighborhood and want to know why all the chrome is missing from everyone’s trailer hitches, you know who to call.

Colin on the set of Pride and Glory:

And more Colin pictures for my own … uh … reasons:

Tip thanks to Melody via email/press release.

A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge reprimanded Colin Farrell for eluding his sex tape depostition. Farrell is the plaintiff in the case and is suing Nicole Narain (his co-star on…
Rachel Hunter is Almost Free By todd March 30, 2006

Rachel Hunter will be a free woman this week when her divorce from Rod Stewart will be finalized after a seven year legal battle. The pair, who married after dating for three months, have been seperated since 1999, but have finally reached a settlement on child support for their two children. Hunter signed a prenuptial agreement in 1990.

I should be a free woman by the end of the week. I can finally move on. It feels great.”

You ever wonder why a hot chick like Rachel Hunter would marry a fugly mess like Rod Stewart? In 1990 he was worth $100 million dollars. Apparently that’s a good way to get supermodels to have sex with you. I live in my car, but I called Rachel and told her that I would kill Kimberly Stewart, so I’m pretty confident we can work something out.

Rachel Hunter will be a free woman this week when her divorce from Rod Stewart will be finalized after a seven year legal battle. The pair, who married after dating…
Get the Hook, It’s Julia Roberts By jenny March 30, 2006

For some reason people still care enough about Julia Roberts to cast her in a Broadway play called Three Days of Rain and applaud her during a preview of it on Tuesday. Given the choice, I would rather watch a live taping of The Tony Danza Show while standing outside during a blizzard wearing nothing but one of David Letterman’s pencils between my cheeks than watch a play starring Julia Roberts and her 5,200 teeth.

The actual purpose of this post was just to have an excuse to put up these pictures of her caught yelling at the paparazzi in New York a few days ago. Maybe she was mad there’s no part for her in Oceans 13, and she’s taking it out on them. Or maybe she’s just a raging bitch.

For some reason people still care enough about Julia Roberts to cast her in a Broadway play called Three Days of Rain and applaud her during a preview of it…
And I’m Hungry Link the Wolf By jenny March 30, 2006

Russell Simmons is finally having a moment of clarity [Popsugar] Mother, may I sleep with Tori Spelling‘s new show ? [City Rag] What’s with Brad Pitt‘s tramp stamp? [Hollywood Rag]…
Naomi Campbell Thinks She’s Russell Crowe By jenny March 30, 2006

Naomi Campbell is in trouble for, yet again, beating the crap out of someone masochistic enough to work for her. This time, TMZ reports she was arrested for throwing her cell phone at her housekeeper.

The incident occurred at 8:00 AM EST. Edison Alban, spokesperson for the Manhattan DA, tells TMZ that Naomi threw a cell phone at Scolavino, striking her in the head. Scolavino was taken to Lenox Hill Hospital. We’re told it took four staples to close the wound. A police source says that Campbell will be charged with one count of second degree assault. If convicted, Campbell could face up to seven years in prison.

If I was the judge, I would not only throw the book at her, I would throw my gavel, my shoe, my chair, her chair and the ashtray outside the courthouse at her. TMZ has video of Naomi getting bailed out of jail yesterday. Not on the video is me force feeding her a cell phone, and making a call via her boney ass. Sorry you missed it, for it was so chic. Tyra Banks says hi, by the way.

Naomi Campbell is in trouble for, yet again, beating the crap out of someone masochistic enough to work for her. This time, TMZ reports she was arrested for throwing her…
Justin Timberlake Doesn’t Heart K-Fed By todd March 30, 2006

Britney’s ex, Justin Timberlake, reportedly has no love for K-Fed according to Star magazine. Being somewhat of an expert since he’s banging Cameron Diaz, Timberlake believes K-Fed is “gross” and claims that he [Timberlake] would jump at the chance to reunite with Britney, professionally that is, in order to help her put together a comeback record.

He thinks Kevin is gross, and there’s not much that would change his mind about that,” a source told the tab. “He says that they [Spears and Timberlake] had a lot of great years together, and he’s pretty sad at how things turned out for her…..”He’s someone who never backs down from an artistic challenge, and he’s said that he’d love to see Britney redeem herself through music – even if he has to give her a push.”

I would be pulling for Timberlake if there were an actual prize at the end of all this. Sadly, it’s only Britney Spears. A once perfect ass has been desecrated and ruined by K-Fed’s semen, and bacon and marshmallow sandwiches, so why even bother? You might as well fight over who gets to wear the parachute pants, at least then you’d have the motivation to put your penis in something.

Justin arriving to perform at a Sony/BMG conference on March 21st:

Britney’s ex, Justin Timberlake, reportedly has no love for K-Fed according to Star magazine. Being somewhat of an expert since he’s banging Cameron Diaz, Timberlake believes K-Fed is “gross” and…