Mischa Barton is Not Too Sexy

Mischa Barton, the O.C. star currently rumored to be dating Jake Gylenhaal, claims that she is not a sex symbol and can’t understand why men find her attractive because of her lack of curves. She contends that co-star Rachel Bilson is more desirable than her because of her voluptuous body.

Rachel is way more overtly sexual than I am. I’m so tall and lanky. I think I’d be scared of having her voluptuousness. I like being understatedly sexual.”

I don’t know what “understately sexual” means, but considering this girl willingly allows a troll like Cisco Adler to lay on top of her, she either has way too much self-esteem or cut marks on her wrist. This is the only way to explain these comments. Every time I see a picture of her, it always seems that they put a cover girl’s head on the body of a P.O.W. However, the recent pictures of her in that see through dress have piqued my interest. So much so that I would do her in front of my mother.

Mischa at BAFTA:

Rachel Bilson behind the scenes at a Bongo photoshoot: