Madonna is Not Divorced or Done

Guy Ritchie didn’t accompany Madonna to the Grammys which helped fuel the rumors claiming they are on the road to divorce. However, Ritchie denied the rumors explaining that he was home with the kids during the show. He didn’t mention that the sight of that goofy purple costume on her makes his penis sad, but I could tell that’s what he meant by “home with the kids.”

In other news, charge up your Jazzy and tie on your trendy red strings because Madonna’s announced she’s going on tour this summer. If you missed her Grammy performance with Gorillaz, you can watch it here. It was the best thing since Paula Abdul teamed up with MC Skat Kat, but unlike Paula, Madonna didn’t have sex with her cartoon friends. Well, not yet, anyway.