I’d love to have tits, but I don’t – I have pecs.”
Quotes from sexy actresses that cause impotence aside, all men realize that every woman can’t have long and flowing brown hair, seductive brown eyes, and perfect C cups like Jennifer Love Hewitt. However, Keira has rock hard abs, a damn near perfect ass and an actual career. I know it will be hard, but try not to feel bad for her. I could say something about her eyebrows and Oscar the Grouch, but her self esteem seems pretty low already. It’s better for her to know that as long as I have a face, she will always have a place to sit to get away from it all.