Keira Knightley Wants Big Boobs

After admitting last year she’s not happy with her butt, Keira Knightley has recently confessed that she wishes she had more boobs.

I’d love to have tits, but I don’t – I have pecs.”

Quotes from sexy actresses that cause impotence aside, all men realize that every woman can’t have long and flowing brown hair, seductive brown eyes, and perfect C cups like Jennifer Love Hewitt. However, Keira has rock hard abs, a damn near perfect ass and an actual career. I know it will be hard, but try not to feel bad for her. I could say something about her eyebrows and Oscar the Grouch, but her self esteem seems pretty low already. It’s better for her to know that as long as I have a face, she will always have a place to sit to get away from it all.