Katie Couric is Crappy

Yesterday’s Today Show featured Katie Couric yapping from the 2006 Olympic Games in Italy. Most people consider pigeons to be flying rats, and would rather they did us a favor and went extinct. Many of us will change our minds about pigeons now that one of them was cool enough to take a dump all over Katie Couric’s hair helmet on live television. If pigeons hate screechy little trolls so much, maybe they’d also consider paying a visit to the veritable buffet of them over at Live with Regis and Kelly. If there are any leftovers, they should feel free to unload them upon a taller variety of screechy troll which can be found at Cameron Diaz’s house.

Watch the video of Katie Couric’s head pooping here.

Images thanks to Drudge Report.
Update: It’s not food. It’s poop. Don’t ruin this for me, damnit.