Scarlett Johansson Tries Too Hard?

Scarlett Johansson’s mother has reprimanded her for revealing too much cleavage at the Golden Globe awards – saying she went too far by showing off her ample breasts. A friend of Scarlett’s family is quoted in Britain’s Daily Express newspaper as saying:

She said she looked like a member of the ‘Baywatch’ cast. Mel feels Scarlett tried a little too hard to show off her figure – to the point where she was almost bursting out of her dress.”

Wow. Scarlett’s mother and I think a lot alike. Because I was just imagining Scarlett’s massive rack in a bikini then eventually in Playboy. Then I imagined Scarlett, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Catherine Bell in the back of my van. We could go back and forth all day about how my couch and I got them in the van, that’s really not the issue here and you need to mind your own business. But I can’t figure out why they freaked out about the lotion. All I asked them to do was rub it on their skin. It was light and nourishing and made from soothing lavender for overnight renewal. Man, chicks can be so moody sometimes. What’s up with that?