Scarlett Doesn’t Want You Staring At Her Tits

During the filming of the upcoming ‘Matchpoint‘, Scarlett Johansson reportedly banned her co-star Jonathan Rhys-Myers from looking at her rack during sex scenes. He did anyway. The actor told Unscripted:

I remember Scarlett telling me not to look at her tits. And I was trying to be a gentleman and sort of asking for a glimpse. But I did sneak a peek – I couldn’t help it, they were in my face.”

To the best of my knowledge, this guy has come out of the closet. I might be wrong on that. Or maybe he’s just weird. Because if a chick that has been in the wheelbarrow position with every guy in Hollywood tells you this, then you might want to go home and practice in the mirror some more. The last time I banged Scarlett, this didn’t come up. Wait, the midget that was holding my balls at the time is now telling me that it was due to the ball gag I had in her mouth, but honestly I don’t remember much. I do remember that stripper in the love swing, and….ok, now he’s telling me to be quiet. Something about “what happens in Vegas.”