More New Year’s Bikini Grossness

Along with the others, Kirsten Dunst and Nicole Richie decided to hop on the bikini clad bandwagon over the holidays. There are things in this world which should always remain hidden from public view. Among them are Muslim women, highway fatalities, your grandparents having sex and pictures of Kirsten Dunst and Nicole Richie. The shudders I get when I look at these pictures of them are not unlike how I imagine my body would react if I drank a shot of battery acid and chased it with a swig of Windex. Impersonating a starving refugee is not going to get you adopted by Angelina Jolie, Nicole. Trust me. I tried it already, and all it got me was a bag of rice and a “The UN Hearts Me” T-shirt.

It wasn’t my intention to abuse you with horrible images all day, so I’ll give a you a break with Victoria Silvstedt’s holiday bikini time. You’re welcome.