Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss Strip and Run

Page Six is reporting that coke whores Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss performed a pole dance at Scores strip club for about 400 male patrons early yesterday morning. Accompanied by friends, Lohan and Moss arrived at the club at 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the Champagne Room, where they ordered multiple rounds of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes, and beer. After receiving several lap dances from the regular Scores dancers, the pair decided to get on stage themselves. A witness said:

Kate was going wild,” a witness told us. “After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers. The crowd was cheering them on the whole time. They didn’t take off any clothes, but it was very hot.”

Celebrity photographer James Edstrom was in the club at the time and saw the action. He later followed the pair outside as they left sometime after 4:00am:

They were both running in and out of the ladies’ room a lot,” Edstrom recalled. “I saw when it was just Lindsay dancing solo and Kate was yelling, ‘You’re a pro, Lindsay! You should do this for a living!’

I’m a VIP at several strip clubs around the world, and I have never been driven in my limo to any one of them expecting to vomit by watching a dance on stage. Getting a blowjob while watching two undead girls shaped like ironing boards is just a waste of good Viagra. And a little pathetic. I kinda feel sorry for Lindsay, though. Funneling vodka shots and doing that cocaine off the stripper’s ass can’t be good for her. I’ve never been in the women’s bathroom at Scores, but I think it’s pretty awesome that they would keep complimentary inhalers in there for girls with asthma.

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