Britney Spears is apparently furious when her husband Kevin Federline makes fun of her weight. Federline reportedly makes pig noises when she eats and laughs hysterically when he hears her thighs rubbing together.
Wow, what a catch. Even with his busy schedule as a full-time wigger and his hobby of pretending not to have kids, he still manages to find time to go out of his way to be a thankless ass to the one person in the world that cares about him. I would never condone domestic violence, but the next time Federline wakes up it should be in a burning bed.