Britney Spears Can’t Dress

Britney has been named the worst dressed celebrity by fashion critic Mr. Blackwell. The 46th Annual Worst Dressed List also includes Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria, Paris Hilton, and Mary-Kate Olsen. Mr. Blackwell said of the ladies:

2005 turned out to be a particularly bad year for couture chaos, wardrobe wrecks and stylistic sleaze. These women may be fabulously talented in their respective fields, but when it comes to fashion, they resemble weary weeds in a lovely garden.”

To say Britney Spears dresses bad is kinda redundant, because she has basically given up. I mean, she wears sweat pants in public. People who shop at Wal-Mart at least know how to match their shoes with their bag. Not washing your hair and throwing away your bra is only considered attractive if you live in a mud hut, not in a multi-million dollar mansion. My keen fashion sense doesn’t serve me as well as I’d like since Jenny keeps me locked in this room, but Mr. Blackwell could appreciate a nice flannel pajama set. Oh, and if you haven’t already seen this dude, you would be safe in assuming that someone writes this crap for him, because he obviously can’t sit up by himself, much less hold a pen. Or is it a quill? When you’re old enough to have lost your job because of the Great Depression, I’m not sure with what writing tool you’re the most comfortable.

Here’s the classy fashionista on January 7th:

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