The geniuses over at the Associated Press have sent over the wire today that Angelina Jolie has confirmed she is pregnant. The good people at People say:
Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt, PEOPLE has confirmed. “Yes, I’m pregnant,” Jolie told a charity aid worker in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, Monday. The pregnancy has since been confirmed by representatives of both stars.”
Brad’s not going to take it very well when he finds out it’s my baby she’s carrying. It wasn’t my intention to hurt him, but these things happen, you know? And you don’t need to remind me I’m a woman. I’m very much aware of it. But when two people like Angie and I get together, the rules of nature no longer apply. It’s a bit like trying to question how the Jacklope happened. You can’t question these things. They are what they are, and you must accept it. The Angie/Jenny baby is going to be a lot cuter than the Jackalope, though. I’m thinking she’ll come out looking more like Jessica Rabbit.