Angelina Jolie is Eating For Three

The Sun UK says Angelina Jolie is reportedly expecting twins with Brad Pitt. The couple confirmed last week that the star was pregnant. This comes on the heels of the announcement that a Los Angeles judge has granted Jolie’s request to legally change the surname of her adopted children to Jolie-Pitt. According to The Sun, a source said:

Angelina is overjoyed. Getting pregnant with one of Brad’s children would have been God’s precious gift to her. Now we believe she is carrying twins, Angie is in seventh heaven.”

Man, what a year it has been for Brad: bang an Oscar-winning actress, travel around the world, have four kids. I may be wrong about this, but stuff like that only happens when you rub a magic lamp. Not many people can honestly say that their next family portrait could be mistaken for a United Colors of Benetton ad, but the Pitt’s are focused on the results: the lives they change and the communities they shape … and making more beautiful people who will make other people look ugly. Consider it a community service. No uglies, dammit!

Note: Jenny isn’t just a supermodel genius who attends court-ordered “sex machine anonymous” meetings, she can also predict the future my friends.

The Jolie-Pitts landing in Florida on January 14th: