Angelina and Brad are Big in Haiti

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt visited Haiti over the weekend. They were there as part of a United Nations goodwill trip. I don’t know what the hell is in the water over there, but apprently war-torn nation water makes pregnant ladies get more-pregnanter. She’s only supposed to be three or four months along at this point, but she looks like she’s carrying several babies. Given her sweet and caring nature, I wouldn’t be surprised if she picked up a few unwanted ones while she was there and stuck them in her uterus to keep Brad’s sprouting seed company. Beat that, Aniston.

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