Mariah Carey Tries Too Hard

Mariah Carey always looks so damn uncomfortable in everything she wears. She moves like she suffered severe nerve damage during her plastic surgery, and now she’s as agile as drying concrete. As hard as she’s trying to look sexy in these pictures, she just doesn’t manage to pull it off. Most women who buy themselves a new pair of boobs get themselves a whole new wardrobe full of skin tight, cleavage enhancing shirts and low cut tops, which is great. Mariah took it one step further and went for the no clothes under a coat thing which might have been hot if she didn’t end up looking like a transsexual Mariah Carey impersonator. Uh … unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.