Lost Stars are Drunk Drivers

Two of the stars of Lost were arrested for DUI within 15 minutes of each other in Honolulu yesterday.

Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros, who star on ABC’s “Lost,” were arrested within 15 minutes of each other in Kailua for allegedly driving under the influence of an intoxicant. Both failed field sobriety tests and were released Thursday on $500 bail each, police said. The actresses, who were in separate cars, were arrested after their vehicles were spotted weaving on Pali Highway, which connects Kailua and Honolulu, police said.

Personally, I prefer the Michelle Rodriguez who swims drunk and topless at Sky Bar. I stopped watching Lost when I decided watching a black television screen for an hour isn’t very productive. Making the lighting on their show so dark most of the time doesn’t say “mysterious” or “scary” to me. It just makes me think they’re hiding something … like the show secretly sucks, or something. It reminds me of those people who place Internet personal ads in places like craigslist and try to do that artsy fartsy crap where they post a picture of themselves, but it only shows about a quarter of their face. Yeah, you’re hot. We can tell by that picture of the tip of your ear and the corner of your eye. Futhermore, the fact that you’re the one holding the camera and taking a picture of your reflection in the mirror doesn’t scream “friendless narcissist” at all. You’re quite a catch.

Thanks, Matthew!