Garner and Affleck are Mommy and Daddy

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E! Online is reporting Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck had their baby last night whom they named Violet. Which is surprisingly tame compared to other crazy celebrity baby names.

The shade of purple also happens to be the name of the baby girl born to Garner, E! News has learned. The child made her debut at a Los Angeles hospital after labor was induced Wednesday night, Us Weekly reported Thursday. ‘Ben was with her the entire time,’ a source told the magazine. The child is the first for both. Affleck, 33, and Garner, 34, wed June 29, almost two months after their expectant news was leaked.

Congrats, people. And, Kevin Smith, I know you’re out there. Step away from the baby. Don’t go casting her in any of your crappy movies and ruining her career before it even starts. To be fair, Clerks was good for about 5 minutes and Good Will Hunting doesn’t count. You were only “co-executive producer”, so you didn’t have enough power to ruin it with your fancy ruining movies powers.