Christina Aguilera (or “Mrs. B” according to her friends) was out and about the other night celebrating her 25th birthday. I can’t imagine how many hours it takes to clean all that shellack off her face at night, or what her pillow cases must look like in the morning, but that’s really not important. What’s important is she has a big party favor hanging out of her mouth in these pictures, and since guys (and some girls) seem to like pictures of girls with things in their mouths, I’m posting them. I know she’s using her teeth, but try to overlook that the same way I’m trying to overlook her Witchy Poo boots and her husband’s Kevin Federline impression.