Britney Giveth, Taketh Away and Giveth Again

Several sources are reporting that Britney Spears decided to reconcile with Federline and let him move back in the house. According to witnesses, and these pictures below taken a couple days ago, she also gave him back his Ferrari she had towed away. That’ll teach him, Brit. Way to go. I wasn’t sure who was dumber out of these two, but at this point Federline is coming out smelling like a rocket scientist. A racially confused, functionally retarded rocket scientist.

Oh, and uh, if you’re bored feel free to head over to DivorceKevin.com where Britney’s devoted fans have set up a petition to get Britney to dump the Federline. Sorry, people. Once you go jobless, gold digging, slob with a pregnant girlfriend, you never go back.

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