Brad Pitt is Gonna Be a Daddy

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Brad Pitt’s publicist announced he has filed papers to become the adoptive father of Angelina Jolie’s children, Maddox and Zahara.

A legal petition seeking to change the names of the children to Zahara Jolie-Pitt and Maddox Jolie-Pitt was filed Friday in Los Angeles, publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a written statement to The Associated Press. ‘We are confirming that Brad Pitt is in the process of becoming the adoptive father of both children,’ the statement said. ‘No further comment is being made.'”

I swear if these two freaks of nature ever breed biological children together the kids will either be so ridiculously beautiful people will need to wear special suits and goggles to protect themselves from the radiation which exudes from the kids, or they’ll resemble mythical monsters like the ones in Clash of the Titans. “Hi. I’m Angelina, and this is Brad. These are our children, Medusa and The Kraken.”

Source: Associated Press
Thank you, Ben, for your corprection.