Brad and Angelina Married Today? No? Maybe?

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I’ve received quite a few emails about the rumors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting married this weekend in Sarasota, Florida. I received an email this morning from sexy and loyal reader, Janine, who lives in Sarasota and sent me this article. It has several witness statements possibly placing both Angelina and Brad in Sarasota and around the Ritz-Carlton. As expected, paparazzi and news hounds are planted and terribly diguised all over Sarasota. I’ll update if I hear any sort of confirmation. Or maybe I’ll put on my Groucho Glasses and mismatching plaid tourist uniform and go undercover to Florida. Either way, I’ll keep in touch.