I’m taking off out of state for the holidays, so there won’t be any new posts for a couple of days. I’ll have Internet access, so I’m hoping to continue to update the site while I’m away.
Thanks to all of you for your support and helping the site continue to grow. We’ve only been around six months and have tracked over 18 million page views to date which blows my mind. I’ll be back up to speed and posting more updates daily after the weekend, so thanks for putting up with the lack of them until then. I hope you all have a fantastic holiday weekend! And a Merry Christmas, too.
Update: I didn’t have the Internet access I thought I would in order to update the site while I’m away, so for that I apologize. I’ll be back at it and make it up to you all after the 1st. Until then, have a safe and happy New Year’s, and try to stay out of trouble … or don’t get caught.
Pamela Anderson is praising her local Malibu, California police department for their efforts to drive paparazzi out of the city. As a result, she says it’s fast becoming the safest place for stars to live. Pam says,
I have a great relationship with the local police. They have helped remove and even deport people who are causing problems. The police are a huge presence at our schools and kids’ sporting events. I wish no one bought tabloids, then these fools would be out of work. Anyone can just pick up a camera and be a nuisance… Laws will pass eventually. In the meantime, they don’t realise they are being watched carefully, and they are not fooling anyone. Anybody that comes to Malibu with bad intentions will ultimately suffer the consequences.”
Pamela Anderson tries very hard not to draw attention to herself in public. Some would say she “blends in” with the crowd. I’m not sure how the paparazzi would find her, especially when she goes to high profile clubs like she did the other night with attention whore Tommy Lee. Pam looks pretty sloshed here, but I wonder if Tommy is even capable of getting drunk anymore. Trying to get drunk with his tolerance level is like bouncing quarters off Pam’s rock hard implants. It’s a waste of money and you can get injured in the process. You might even shoot your eye out. (Yeah, Christmas Story. Had to go there. ‘Tis the season.)
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Christina Aguilera (or “Mrs. B” according to her friends) was out and about the other night celebrating her 25th birthday. I can’t imagine how many hours it takes to clean all that shellack off her face at night, or what her pillow cases must look like in the morning, but that’s really not important. What’s important is she has a big party favor hanging out of her mouth in these pictures, and since guys (and some girls) seem to like pictures of girls with things in their mouths, I’m posting them. I know she’s using her teeth, but try to overlook that the same way I’m trying to overlook her Witchy Poo boots and her husband’s Kevin Federline impression.
I’d like to thank the blind people at Maxim for reminding me why I haven’t renewed my subscription. For reasons I’ll never understand, they stuck Haylie Duff in January’s issue. I really don’t get why this girl is famous. She was Summer Wheatly in Napoleon Dynamite, but something tells me that character wasn’t a far stretch from her own personality. My little sister has a t-shirt that says “One Duff is Enough” on the front. It’s a funny shirt, but I’m of the opinion that we’re better off without either of the Duffs. If it’s between Secretariat and Chompers, I choose C. And if ‘C’ is death by stoning, that’s fine. It’ll be far less painful than hearing Hilary sing ever again.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s family confirmed to US Weekly that Gwen is expecting the couple’s first baby.
Gwen Stefani, nominated for five Grammy Awards including album of the year for “Love.Angel.Music.Baby.,” is pregnant with her first child, according to Us Weekly. The 36-year-old pop star and Gavin Rossdale, 38, were married three years ago. The baby is due in June, the magazine reported Tuesday. “We are delighted,” Us Weekly quotes Rossdale’s father, Douglas, as saying. Stefani’s mother, Patti, also reportedly confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine. An e-mail from The Associated Press to Stefani’s representative wasn’t immediately returned Tuesday. Rossdale has a 16-year-old daughter, Daisy Lowe, from his relationship with fashion designer Pearl Lowe. He discovered he was the father in 2004 after taking a DNA test. “Love.Angel.Music.Baby.” is Stefani’s first solo album. It includes one of the biggest songs of the year, “Hollaback Girl.” That infectious single also earned Stefani a nomination for record of the year and best female pop vocal performance. She is the lead singer of No Doubt and a budding fashion designer. The British-born Rossdale fronted the rock band Bush, which released the popular 1994 album, “Sixteen Stone.” They last released the 2001 album, “Golden State,” as well as a greatest hits CD in November.”
It’s refreshing to finally get celebrity pregnancy news which doesn’t make me cringe. This one actually has a chance. Odds are the kid will be good looking, talented and its parents will keep it away from groups of people like the dickheads on “Filthy Rich Cattle Drive” (a.k.a. “The Most Useless Human Beings on the Planet”).
In most cases, a humongous boob job topped off with tangerine sized nipples would be a great distraction from your face. That didn’t work for Tara. As much as I hate those bug eyed sunglasses all of the female celebs are wearing nowadays, I wish Tara would have thrown on a pair for this outing. What should have been a fun moment of booby gazing has turned into visions of what this girl did to herself the night before which caused her to look this way. I’m not sure what happened, but by the looks of things I imagine it involved gonorrea, gutters and washing her face with a urinal cake. If you listen hard enough to these pictures I think you can actually hear her liver crying.
I’ll be honest. I’ve heard this girl’s name several times, but I still had no idea who she was until I looked her up on IMDb last night. I have not seen anything she’s been in other than True Lies and I still don’t remember who she was in that movie. But thanks to these pictures I know how she styles her pubic hair (or lack thereof), so I’m a little more familiar with her. These girls are at the opening night of Dog Sees God, but it could easily be mistaken for a smoke break outside of a Bourbon St. brothel with that girl in the red dress at her side. I’m not saying they look like whores (well, maybe I am), but those stains scattered all over the bottom of that red dress are suspect.
The fist two pictures are huge, but like nip slips, that’s the best way to properly look at these sorts of things.